Les zézaiements de Ravi Rutnah au Parlement: “When sings of zis nature happen…”


Ravi Rutnah a déclaré sur les ondes d’une radio privée, en début de semaine, qu'il ne veut pas que le créole soit introduit à l'Assemblée nationale. Les réactions des internautes n’ont pas tardé. Les critiques ont plu contre celui que l’on surnomme désormais le mathématicien, après sa bourde sur les “10 sous”.




Ravi Rutnah

Ci-dessous, pour faire plaisir à vos oreilles, quelques phrases très originales prononcées par le député dans la langue de “Sakespeare” :

Ze question is, ze question is...

What he said last year is trouss, is ze real, is fact.

When sings of zis nature happen it troubles me.

After ze fortyninesss time, his fiftiesss time was saccessfool, he said let me finishhhh. Now, ma’am speaker, no maDam Speaker, going back to the figurer…

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Same sing for BAI, four souzand two hundred people employed in the BAI group, sree souzand nine hundred peepoule istill working today…

Now zeez are facts, madam Speaker, despite everysing zat you would hear saying the country, the contrary, it is simply not true, simply not the trouss…

Such as ze approprite capital adequacy level, because we hear abou ze, what he said about the appropriate, eh, capital adequacy level, the cash reserve ratio that use to be call…

(…) government can get investors to come and invest and invest so that government can recoup such sum of money which has been invested…

Zis is what Sexpir said in Troilus and Cressida to Tersites to Archilies: The man’s undone forever, for if Hector break not his neck in the combat (…)

We are expecting all sexters to grow except for construction…

I am not going to be nassti, I’m not going to use ze word urinating (…) Perhaps he should stop doing a shoushou on the peepoule of Mauritius…

It is not how I have been brought up wiz in life.

… indebting the children of this country for the rest of the future generation that would come.

A written constitution is such that it tend to be difficult to change. Because to change we have to go to Parliament and up until you don’t have see quarter majority in ze Parliament, we cannot chain that constitution.

Reference is been made to the fight that people like Bissondoyal of IFB, Maurice Curé and others, Rengaden Sinavassen and others, were bringing the country, zey were trying to massel up efforts…

Traitement

Le traitement pour le zézaitement consiste à supprimer les biberons, ce qui n’est pas toujours facile, et à supprimer la succion du pouce ou de la tétine, permettant ainsi une déglutition plus normale.

Quelques séances d’orthophonie peuvent également faciliter l’apprentissage du positionnement de la langue au moment de la prononciation des mots.